Jokes Every Now And Again

Howdy all you Hubbers looking for a little levity in your day.

I plan on occasionally leaving jokes here for everyone. These will be jokes I've heard over the years or had sent to me via e-mail. I don't claim to be an author of any of these jokes unless I've stated otherwise in any particular jokes capsule. I will also try to give credit where it is due when I know who deserves it. If you happen to know who deserves the credit when I've not given credit please let me know.

I will keep these jokes in around the PG level, but definately not in the 18+ rating. Besides those risky jokes really don't translate to well on paper.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel atached to his groin. The bartender says to the pirate, "Did you know that you have a steering wheel on your crotch?"

To this the pirate replies, "Aaaarrrgggh! It's drivin' me nuts!"

I got this one from our local morning paper. I can't remember which comic strip though.

What is the biggest name in wireless communications?

Bell...?

Motorola....?

Verizon...?

Give up?

Well, the biggest name in wireless communication is ..............................

Postal Service.

A) Knock Knock
B) Who is there?
A) Who.
B) Who, who?
A) Owl is that you?

A) Knock Knock
B) Who is there?
A) Tickle.
B) Tickle who?
A) Tickle you!

This is when I usually tickle the heck out of my youngest daughter.